Gentle Reader, clearly, when This Humble Author is published, she must make many important decisions, including Which Pretentious Pose best highlights her pretentiousness. I want one of these. I might be partial to the innocent one, or the “demonstrate how a book works” one. What do you think?
So far, I’ve just got smarmy:
(A Portrait of the Author as a Smarmy Woman)
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Lol. Awesome graphic. I went with “beam at the camera like an idiot”. Perhaps I’ll acquire some cats for my next photo shoot …
LOL I worry that I will just end up posing with my fat bacon-loving dog! She’s my harshest critic, after all, as she eats all of my bad drafts. (and the good ones. All of them, really).
Cheers,
Amy